Imperials Establish Autonomous Zone

AIDZ Is Spreading Throughout The Galaxy

Imperials are leaving the Empire, but they are not joining the rebels. Instead, they are forming their own Empire, with blackjack and strippers. Well, maybe not. But a group of armed stormtroopers and imperial citizens have created the Autonomous Inner Demilitarized Zone or AIDZ for short in the industrial section of Coruscant. When we asked what AIDZ is trying to accomplish, they replied, “We seek to escape the Empire by resisting in the Empire. We will not stop until AIDZ is spread to the whole Galaxy.”

Some imperials view AIDZ as hypocritical. AIDZ says they are against Imperial policies like torture, boarders, blasters, and taxes, but AIDZ has established its own borders; stole them in fact. They patrol the streets with stormtroopers and blasters; They also impose a “tax” on the businesses in the industrial zone.

When asked, “why not just join the Rebellion?” AIDZ did not give a straight answer. “We stand for the Rebellions cause, but we are not hardcore enough to be rebels. Besides, my mommy and daddy would not approve. I just want to spread AIDZ. Also, that is not a real Rebellion. This will work.”

The Imperial military has come up with a plan to end the AIDZ movement. Lord Vader and the 501st are being dispatched to the sector to “pacify” the AIDZ members. “I find their lack of faith disturbing. We have made this Galaxy great again. I will not allow thugs to ruin that. We can end this and get back to fighting the real rebels.”

As the situation stands, AIDZ does not seem to be going anywhere. More movements are expected to grow throughout the Galaxy. The Emperor is dedicated to destroying AIDZ and their leaders, calling it “a great disturbance in the force and my legacy.”