As hundreds of Jedi Younglings Graduate, many find themselves without a Job.
Padwan Class of 2020 Says this Sucks.
As hundreds of Jedi Younglings Graduate, many find themselves without a Job.
This is according to the report of graduates entering the Republic workforce who are currently unemployed, and the future is not looking bright. Duties such as Jedi Knight, Jedi General, and even Jedi librarian, lol its a job, are closing their applications to the new class. Most of the new Jedi Padawans are seeking acceptance into the Jedi Master School of Force Yeeting, but there are only so many slots and competition is high.
Freelancing force abilities have been the new norm for the Jedi Youngling Class.
"Its not my dream job, but it pays the bills." says padawan Nesuka, a new graduate of the padawan class. Padawans like Nesuka are selling their skills as independent contractors in cantinas, hospitals, and even government officials. "I do not know why we haven't been doing this all along. We have generals that can replace the Jedi in the war, but this one kid can literally heal wounds through the force. Yet he is being told he doesn't have the experience of a Master Jedi, so he is stuck here" were the words of Dr. Popu of the Corasant General Hospital for Alien Abortions.
Just get a job with the companies that are hiring.
This is what most Jedi younglings have been told when coming into the workforce. "Yeah, that's a great idea. Thank god I risked my life in the trials with professor green scrotum in an ice cave freezing my tits off to get a low paying job that's hiring. Thank you, why didn't I think of that" was the response of Jedi Padwan Tanka. "Ill put in my resume at space mart to magically stock shelves, a job an astromech droid can do."
This has been the worst job market since the old Sith Wars.
And with the new dark side teaching rise, many fear they will sell out to the teachings of the dark side and go work in stock trading or something else evil. Or worse, politics. But the chancellor's office does not blame the space virus or war. "These jobs were going to go away anyway. Droids are getting smarter and Jedi expects too much money out of college. They should adapt to a new career, or be killed. Preferably the second one. Execute order 66." That was the official statement from the chancellor's office.
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