Republic Senators Steal Loans. No One is Surprised.

Republic Senators Steal Loans. No One is Surprised.

Jedi are to Investigate 

The surprising fate of Star Wars' Jar Jar Binks has been revealed

While the scary space virus is coming to an end, so is the assistance. It has nearly been 3 rotations since the Republic Senate voted to distribute emergency credits to businesses affected by the virus. The goal was to keep the business’ afloat while Republic medical staff fought to fight the virus, contrary to the belief that the virus was created by the Republic itself. Never less, the loans have been welcomed by all kinds of businesses.

 Unfortunately, not all of the credits ended up in the pockets of businesses. According to an investigation by the Jedi Council, it appears that several Republic Senators have been keeping the loans for their own businesses, while others are having a hard time even getting a loan. Rep. Jaja Binks is one of the accused. In his statement, “Misa never took no moy moy from da republic!” But records show that his boomba business received two large amounts.

The jedi council is certain that are more cases like rep. Binks. While some Senate leaders would like the Jedi to dig further, the chancellor’s office condemns the investigation, calling it “Jedi Fake News.” It is not clear how many more Republic senators are involved, but we asked the leader of the investigation, Anakin Skywalker, what he thinks. “I do not like sand, it gets everywhere…..just like greed. Yes, we are looking into the matter, but we are in a war. Jedi should not be involved in such dealings. I’ll be slamming, I mean, working with Senator Padme on the issue. “


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