Republic Senators Steal Loans. No One is Surprised.
Republic Senators Steal Loans. No One is Surprised.
Jedi are to Investigate

While the scary space virus is coming to an end, so is the
assistance. It has nearly been 3 rotations since the Republic Senate voted to
distribute emergency credits to businesses affected by the virus. The goal was
to keep the business’ afloat while Republic medical staff fought to fight the virus,
contrary to the belief that the virus was created by the Republic itself. Never
less, the loans have been welcomed by all kinds of businesses.
Unfortunately, not all
of the credits ended up in the pockets of businesses. According to an
investigation by the Jedi Council, it appears that several Republic Senators
have been keeping the loans for their own businesses, while others are having a
hard time even getting a loan. Rep. Jaja Binks is one of the accused. In his
statement, “Misa never took no moy moy from da republic!” But records show that
his boomba business received two large amounts.
The jedi council is certain that are more cases like rep.
Binks. While some Senate leaders would like the Jedi to dig further, the chancellor’s
office condemns the investigation, calling it “Jedi Fake News.” It is not clear
how many more Republic senators are involved, but we asked the leader of the
investigation, Anakin Skywalker, what he thinks. “I do not like sand, it gets
everywhere…..just like greed. Yes, we are looking into the matter, but we are
in a war. Jedi should not be involved in such dealings. I’ll be slamming, I
mean, working with Senator Padme on the issue. “
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