Galactic Postal Service Defunded to Fund Big Laser.

What that means for the Galactic Election.

The Galactic Postal Service has been the beacon of light for many in the galaxy who need to send space mail. Recently though, the Emperor has been criticizing its ability to make a profit, despite being gutted of funding every year, and many think its future is in jeopardy. "How are we supposed to do our job when we can't even get new ships. I'm riding in a clone wars gunship for Space Christ's sake delivering this mail." Space postal worker's tensions are high as the upcoming Imperial senate election is nearing. Many imperials want to see the election happen by mail because of fears of the space virus. But others feel that this will corrupt our glorious Empire. "If I can go to Tosche Station and get power converters, I can go to the poll and vote."

We will build a bigger Death Star

Many citizens claim that this is just an excuse not to fund the Galactic Postal Service any more than it already is. The lack of funding has been a hot topic issue for decades in the Imperial Senate, mostly because of the never-ending military budget. "We just built a Death Star. And because of an unknown accident, we need to build a bigger death star. And this one will have a bigger laser and Starbucks."

Darth Vader is expected to enforce the Emperor's decision to slash funding by literally slashing it. "My lightsaber does most of the negotiation for me. If the workers have a problem with it, I can arrange a meeting. Or choking, that works too. I like the stabby noise, though. If people want to complain about voting, you guessed it, the lightsaber. Also, fewer workers mean smaller budgets."